Shaving Cream
Benny Bell & Paul Wynn

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I have a sad story to tell you
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It may hurt your feelings a bit
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Last night when I walked into my bathroom
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I stepped in a big pile of ...

CHROUS (After every verse):
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Shaving cream, be nice and clean
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Shave every day and you'll always look keen

I asked to come out and play baseball
I'd just bought a new catchers' mitt;
I asked you to throw me a fastball
But you threw me a big lump of

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend.
Her antics are queer I'll admit.
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you,"
She tells me that I'm full of ...

Our baby fell out of the window.
You'd think that her head would be split.
But good luck was with her that morning;
She fell in a barrel of ...

Here we are in this fancy French restaurant,
And I hate to be picking a bit,
But, waiter, I ordered creamed visse-soire
And you brought me a bowl full of..

An old lady died in a bathtub;
She died from a terrible fit.
In order to fulfill her wishes,
She was buried in six feet of ...
 
Last Saturday I went out jogging,
I like to keep physically fit,
But when I looked down at my Reeboks,
Well, the soles were all covered with

When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with...

And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of... 